Chapter 2
Soon the next day came and the tour guide sent me a photo of my parents on the tour bus and I felt relieved.
Everything was ready and my sister-in-law's family also set off.
My brother was at work. In addition to me, there were my nephew, sister-in-law, sister-in-law's parents and sister-in-law's grandmother in the car.
My sister-in-law's grandmother laughed at me, "Your aunt is a top student from Manchester University. She wears very warm clothes in the dog days of summer and she is not afraid of getting heat rash."
I was worried that the jacket of the windbreaker was not secure, so I put on a long-sleeved shirt inside.
Now in the car, I took off my jacket, but the long sleeves also absorbed heat. My sister-in-law's family was stingy and didn't want to turn on the air conditioner, so I was sweating profusely.
I glanced at my sister-in-law's father who was driving, "Turn on the air conditioner, please."
My sister-in-law's grandmother glared at me. "You think air conditioners are free? You really don't know how expensive food, oil, salt and firewood are until you run the household."
She sneered, "This generation of people really don't know how to save money. We didn't have air conditioners back then, but we still got by."
I laughed in my heart, "Hey, didn't my brother give you living expenses this month? You saved the air conditioner fee."
My sister-in-law sat in the driver seat, her face pale and she turned on the air conditioner in the car with a cold face and said arrogantly, "Emily, don't think that your brother is great just because he earns money to support the family. If your brother didn't listen to me, I would have divorced him long ago."
Sister-in-law, you were so noble, you looked down on my brother and everything your family ate, wore and used was spent by my brother. I didn’t have time to argue with her, I was here to send her family off.
My sister-in-law's family rolled their eyes at me everywhere. They should know that this wedding house was worth 500,000 dollars, which was my scholarship since I was a child!
She emptied my parents' life savings and then turned around and forbade my brother to visit my parents. She always used the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship as an excuse. My mother couldn't even see her grandson for a few days.
The son she raised with great effort ended up with nothing.
Two hours later, we arrived at the campsite.
After the car stopped, my sister-in-law took the whole family to pick wild mushrooms on a whim, just like in her previous life. She heard that if we could pick matsutake mushroom in the mountains, so she excitedly carried a bamboo basket.
I saw that she was wearing that blue floral dress and a pair of stiletto sandals for filming a video. Her thighs and ankles were exposed, which was simply a temptation for poisonous snakes and insects.
My sister-in-law's parents followed her and turned the grass with their bare hands, without any sense of danger.
My sister-in-law's grandmother was even more bizarre. When she passed by a stream, she scooped up a handful of water and drank it. She also said that it was not as sweet as when she was a child and she was not afraid of parasites killing her.
I walked at the end, watching them commit suicide and I would never remind them again like I did in my previous life.
My nephew who was walking beside me suddenly said, "Aunt, when I have grown up, will you buy me a house?"
I raised my eyebrows, "Who told you that?"
My nephew said innocently, "Mom said that everything you earn will be mine in the future. When we spend all the money of grandpa and grandma, we will spend aunt's money."
I laughed in anger. This was the first time I had seen such a vampire with such a clear conscience.
I guessed that we were almost at the snake nest and sure enough, I heard a joyful exclamation from my sister-in-law.
"Come and see, there is a trampoline here, it's fun."
We walked over and my sister-in-law stepped on a pile of grass made of leaves and branches.
That was the snake nest over the mountain. In order to prevent the snake eggs from being submerged in water, they would build a grass pile of about 40 centimeters. Seeing this snake nest again, I was still horrified and looked around vigilantly.
In my last life, I advised my sister-in-law not to go up there, but she blamed me for being nosy and took a video of her playing on the trampoline with her mobile phone. Afterwards, after being reminded by her fans, she was afraid and stuffed the clothes to me, which killed our whole family.
This time, I saw my sister-in-law jumping happily on it, not only did I not dissuade her, but I also turned on my mobile phone and played a song of Little Apple square dance to cheer her up.
My sister-in-law's grandmother and parents also stepped on it excitedly and several old guys jumped around. My sister-in-law asked my nephew to go up there too and my nephew shrank behind me in fear.
My sister-in-law said unhappily, "You are the same as your father, as timid as a mouse."
My sister-in-law's mother was even more disgusted, "It can be seen that Emerson's family has bad genes and the child he gave birth to is as cowardly as his father."
I sneered in my heart. If it weren't for the Jackson Family's genes, my nephew might not even be able to pass the junior high school entrance examination. My brother was at least had a university degree and I didn’t know how he found a sister-in-law who just graduated from elementary school.
My sister-in-law looked at me again, with encouraging eyes.
I used the excuse that my period was coming and it was not suitable for strenuous exercise and said with a half-smile, "Sister-in-law, my brother told me that you used to be in a dance team at school. Why don't you dance now? I'll take a picture of you and send it to your fans."
Sister-in-law was also very excited. She handed me her phone to take pictures and was about to show off her dancing skills. Suddenly, she did a backflip and stepped through the haystack and one foot fell off.
The music stopped abruptly. We all looked at my sister-in-law nervously. Suddenly, we heard her scream of fear resounding through the treetops.
Chapter 3
"Grace, are you okay?" I asked knowingly.
Sister-in-law's legs were shaking and her father quickly pulled her out. As a result, there was a lot of mucus and eggshells on her ankle and a small snake as thick as a thumb was coiled around her ankle.
My nephew and I were trembling with fear. Sister-in-law's father smiled and grabbed the small snake. I didn't know if it was poisonous or not, so he stuffed it into the bottle of white wine he carried with him.
My sister-in-law's grandmother opened the haystack and saw a nest of white eggs lying inside, all stuck together, oval and long in shape.
"This is a good thing, the best for the body." Grace exclaimed.
I saw her picking out the ones that were not stepped on, holding them all in her arms, ready to pick them up.
I suddenly took my sister-in-law's straw hat and handed it to her.
"Put it in here, it's inconvenient for you to carry it."
My sister-in-law's grandmother saw that the straw hat was big enough, so she greedily picked up all the snake eggs in the haystack and filled the hat.
"Grandpa, can this thing be eaten?" asked the nephew suspiciously.
My sister-in-law's grandmother said excitedly, "This is a good thing, Grandpa will cook eggs for you."
I sneered in my heart. Although snake eggs had high nutritional value and were rich in amino acids and trace elements, why didn’t we humans eat snake eggs, but chicken, duck and goose eggs? Because we could beat chicken, duck and goose mothers, but not snake mothers!
They picked up the snake eggs and prepared to find firewood to set up the pot.
I pointed at the snake's nest and said, "Why bother? There is firewood ready."
My sister-in-law's parents helped, lifted a handful of firewood from the haystack and started to cook snake eggs.
Eating the mother snake's eggs and burning the mother snake's nest was much more serious than in the previous life. I thought the mother snake would be so angry when he went home that he would run all over the country for revenge.
I used the excuse that I couldn't smell the fishy smell of eggs and deliberately stood far away, alert to the surroundings at any time.
Soon the snake eggs were cooked, my sister-in-law's grandmother ate two, my sister-in-law ate one, my sister-in-law's parents ate three each and the remaining one was reluctant to give it to me, so she asked my nephew to eat it.
My nephew shook his head violently and he couldn't pull it over. My sister-in-law's grandmother scolded my nephew for not having a good taste and put the remaining snake egg into my sister-in-law's bowl, asking her to eat the snake egg and give birth to a big fat boy next year.
After eating the snake eggs, my sister-in-law's parents went fishing and my sister-in-law and grandmother started to set up a tent. I advised my sister-in-law and grandmother to choose a place closer so as not to walk too far.
My sister-in-law and grandmother immediately set up the tent next to the haystack and my sister-in-law even spread the bed on the haystack trampoline and had a lot of fun on the shaking bed.
My sister-in-law invited me to jump on it together, but I left on the pretext that I had to set up the tent.
I chose a flat place, set up my tent and sprinkled a circle of realgar around it, hoping to spend the night safely. I also checked that the anti-cobra venom serum was carried with me.
After setting up the tent, my sister-in-law sent me a message to come over to eat fish and we went to the river to find my sister-in-law's father.
"Dad, how many fish did you catch?" My sister in law asked her father.
My sister-in-law's father sat by the river, leisurely acting as a fisherman. When he saw us coming, he smiled and showed us his results, two grass carps.
In this wilderness, no one put in fish fry, so catching two fish was good.
My sister-in-law happily prepared to cook the fish on the spot and her mother took out a bag of peanuts and poured it on the plate.
After my sister-in-law's father ate a few spicy peanuts, he habitually took out the bottle of white wine in his arms and drank a sip.
No one noticed that the poisonous snake in the white wine bottle suddenly jumped out of the bottle mouth and got into my sister-in-law's father's mouth. He screamed out loud.
Hearing the noise, we quickly walked over and saw my sister-in-law's father suddenly pinched his throat, as if he wanted to spit something out, his face quickly turned red and blood flowed from the corners of his mouth.