Chapter 1
My nephew was on summer vacation and my sister-in-law took the whole family camping in the wild. They found a natural trampoline in the wild. I advised my sister-in-law not to go up, because it might be the nest of the king cobra.
My sister-in-law thought I was meddling in other people's business, so she took the whole family to use the nest as a trampoline. As a result, all the snake eggs were crushed. My sister-in-law was worried about the revenge of the mother snake, so she stuffed the clothes with the smell of snake eggs into my suitcase.
I returned home without knowing anything and the mother snake came to the door just to smell the smell. My family of three, including my parents, were all bitten to death by the snake.
When I opened my eyes again, it was back to the day before my sister-in-law took the whole family camping in the wild.
My sister-in-law used the nest of the king cobra as a trampoline and I played music to cheer them up and persuaded them to set up a tent here and be neighbors with the king cobra.
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The nightmare of being bitten to death by the king cobra seemed to be just a second ago. I came back to my senses in fear, sweating profusely.
My sister-in-law was packing the things needed for camping in the wild tomorrow in the living room and my nephew invited me to go with him with expectation.
"Aunt, will you go camping with us?" he asked with his pleading eyes.
In the last life, my mother repeatedly told me to come back and tutor my nephew during the summer vacation. My nephew failed the high school entrance examination and was preparing to repeat the year.
My brother and sister-in-law were very anxious. In order to let my nephew enter the best college in the city, I sacrificed the opportunity to do scientific research projects with my tutor during the summer vacation and stayed at my brother and sister-in-law's house for half a month.
This summer vacation became my nightmare.
My sister-in-law took the whole family to camp in the wild and my nephew dragged me to go with him to relax. As a result, we found a haystack surrounded by natural leaves in the wild.
My sister-in-law, who was a drama queen, had a burst of girlish heart and used the haystack as a trampoline, but she didn't know that it was the nest of the highly poisonous king cobra crossing the mountain.
My sister-in-law and her whole family jumped on it and crushed all the snake eggs underneath.
I persuaded my sister-in-law to leave quickly and told her about the dangers of mother snake in time. My sister-in-law was worried about the mother snake's revenge, so she deliberately stuffed her clothes with the smell of snake eggs into my suitcase.
When I got home, the mother snake chased me for dozens of kilometers, came to my house and bit me and my parents to death in my sleep.
I was so angry that I trembled all over when I thought of the tragic situation in my previous life. My parents died with their eyes wide open and this time I want to see my sister-in-law and her family go to heaven with my own eyes!
"Okay, aunt will go with you." I replied as I came back to my senses.
I agreed to my nephew and my nephew danced with joy. My sister-in-law's mother came out with an unhappy look on her face. She wanted to send me away immediately. She smashed the bowl when eating and the chair was clattered, as if she was full of anger, which made me angry.
If my mother hadn't asked me to come to tutor my nephew, I would not have moved in.
This wedding house was worth millions and my parents paid in full and wrote my brother and sister-in-law's name.
After my brother got married, my parents were afraid that my sister-in-law would dislike him, so they didn't dare to ask to move in even for a day and they still lived in the old house that had been there for decades.
The day after my sister-in-law got married, she moved into the new house with her whole family. There were four rooms, one for my sister-in-law, one for her parents, one for her grandmother and the remaining study room, where my brother lived with his nephew. My sister-in-law couldn't stand my brother's snoring, so my brother started sleeping on the floor in the study room with his half-year-old son after marriage.
I had been living on a single bed on the balcony for the past half month and I could fall down when I turn over. I was so angry when I saw my brother's cowardly look.
He worked hard every day and all his salary was handed over to my sister-in-law. He not only had to support my sister-in-law, but also her family. Even when he gave my parents a red envelope of 200 dollars for the holidays, my sister-in-law would get angry with my brother.
My sister-in-law and her grandmother were even more bizarre. They didn’t allow me to turn on the lights to watch TV during the day and they didn’t allow me to turn on the air conditioner at night. I was so hot in the dog days that I was soaked and covered with prickly heat. It was really painful.
Every day, I worked hard to tutor my nephew until twelve o'clock. My sister-in-law didn't say a word of thanks. She also joked that my nephew couldn't get into Manchester University and blamed me, her aunt, for not teaching hard. After all, I was the top student in the city and got into Manchester University.
I sneered in my heart, looking at this family of vampires.
Tomorrow, I would go to the mall to buy a jacket, pants, hiking boots, desert hat, gloves and fully armed. Even if I stepped on a venomous snake, I would not be easily bitten.
In addition to the outdoor survival suit, there were also necessary anti-snake venom serums.
I was also worried that I would bring disaster to my parents like in my previous life, so I immediately signed up for a well-known tour group that did not require a passport on an international travel website for my parents to travel abroad and stay as far away as possible.
Who would have thought that the mother snake could chase me over the mountains for dozens of miles, from the wild to the city and even find my house number accurately and climb in through the window.
"My dear, why did you sign up for a tour group for your parents? We can just watch TV at home. It's too hot to go out in the summer. Return the money quickly."
"Mom, just go out with Dad to relax. This is settled." I refused to listen to them.
I was worried that my mother would not want to travel abroad, so she returned the money to me and asked the tour guide to pick me up the next day.
Chapter 2
Soon the next day came and the tour guide sent me a photo of my parents on the tour bus and I felt relieved.
Everything was ready and my sister-in-law's family also set off.
My brother was at work. In addition to me, there were my nephew, sister-in-law, sister-in-law's parents and sister-in-law's grandmother in the car.
My sister-in-law's grandmother laughed at me, "Your aunt is a top student from Manchester University. She wears very warm clothes in the dog days of summer and she is not afraid of getting heat rash."
I was worried that the jacket of the windbreaker was not secure, so I put on a long-sleeved shirt inside.
Now in the car, I took off my jacket, but the long sleeves also absorbed heat. My sister-in-law's family was stingy and didn't want to turn on the air conditioner, so I was sweating profusely.
I glanced at my sister-in-law's father who was driving, "Turn on the air conditioner, please."
My sister-in-law's grandmother glared at me. "You think air conditioners are free? You really don't know how expensive food, oil, salt and firewood are until you run the household."
She sneered, "This generation of people really don't know how to save money. We didn't have air conditioners back then, but we still got by."
I laughed in my heart, "Hey, didn't my brother give you living expenses this month? You saved the air conditioner fee."
My sister-in-law sat in the driver seat, her face pale and she turned on the air conditioner in the car with a cold face and said arrogantly, "Emily, don't think that your brother is great just because he earns money to support the family. If your brother didn't listen to me, I would have divorced him long ago."
Sister-in-law, you were so noble, you looked down on my brother and everything your family ate, wore and used was spent by my brother. I didn’t have time to argue with her, I was here to send her family off.
My sister-in-law's family rolled their eyes at me everywhere. They should know that this wedding house was worth 500,000 dollars, which was my scholarship since I was a child!
She emptied my parents' life savings and then turned around and forbade my brother to visit my parents. She always used the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship as an excuse. My mother couldn't even see her grandson for a few days.
The son she raised with great effort ended up with nothing.
Two hours later, we arrived at the campsite.
After the car stopped, my sister-in-law took the whole family to pick wild mushrooms on a whim, just like in her previous life. She heard that if we could pick matsutake mushroom in the mountains, so she excitedly carried a bamboo basket.
I saw that she was wearing that blue floral dress and a pair of stiletto sandals for filming a video. Her thighs and ankles were exposed, which was simply a temptation for poisonous snakes and insects.
My sister-in-law's parents followed her and turned the grass with their bare hands, without any sense of danger.
My sister-in-law's grandmother was even more bizarre. When she passed by a stream, she scooped up a handful of water and drank it. She also said that it was not as sweet as when she was a child and she was not afraid of parasites killing her.
I walked at the end, watching them commit suicide and I would never remind them again like I did in my previous life.
My nephew who was walking beside me suddenly said, "Aunt, when I have grown up, will you buy me a house?"
I raised my eyebrows, "Who told you that?"
My nephew said innocently, "Mom said that everything you earn will be mine in the future. When we spend all the money of grandpa and grandma, we will spend aunt's money."
I laughed in anger. This was the first time I had seen such a vampire with such a clear conscience.
I guessed that we were almost at the snake nest and sure enough, I heard a joyful exclamation from my sister-in-law.
"Come and see, there is a trampoline here, it's fun."
We walked over and my sister-in-law stepped on a pile of grass made of leaves and branches.
That was the snake nest over the mountain. In order to prevent the snake eggs from being submerged in water, they would build a grass pile of about 40 centimeters. Seeing this snake nest again, I was still horrified and looked around vigilantly.
In my last life, I advised my sister-in-law not to go up there, but she blamed me for being nosy and took a video of her playing on the trampoline with her mobile phone. Afterwards, after being reminded by her fans, she was afraid and stuffed the clothes to me, which killed our whole family.
This time, I saw my sister-in-law jumping happily on it, not only did I not dissuade her, but I also turned on my mobile phone and played a song of Little Apple square dance to cheer her up.
My sister-in-law's grandmother and parents also stepped on it excitedly and several old guys jumped around. My sister-in-law asked my nephew to go up there too and my nephew shrank behind me in fear.
My sister-in-law said unhappily, "You are the same as your father, as timid as a mouse."
My sister-in-law's mother was even more disgusted, "It can be seen that Emerson's family has bad genes and the child he gave birth to is as cowardly as his father."
I sneered in my heart. If it weren't for the Jackson Family's genes, my nephew might not even be able to pass the junior high school entrance examination. My brother was at least had a university degree and I didn’t know how he found a sister-in-law who just graduated from elementary school.
My sister-in-law looked at me again, with encouraging eyes.
I used the excuse that my period was coming and it was not suitable for strenuous exercise and said with a half-smile, "Sister-in-law, my brother told me that you used to be in a dance team at school. Why don't you dance now? I'll take a picture of you and send it to your fans."
Sister-in-law was also very excited. She handed me her phone to take pictures and was about to show off her dancing skills. Suddenly, she did a backflip and stepped through the haystack and one foot fell off.
The music stopped abruptly. We all looked at my sister-in-law nervously. Suddenly, we heard her scream of fear resounding through the treetops.
Chapter 3
"Grace, are you okay?" I asked knowingly.
Sister-in-law's legs were shaking and her father quickly pulled her out. As a result, there was a lot of mucus and eggshells on her ankle and a small snake as thick as a thumb was coiled around her ankle.
My nephew and I were trembling with fear. Sister-in-law's father smiled and grabbed the small snake. I didn't know if it was poisonous or not, so he stuffed it into the bottle of white wine he carried with him.
My sister-in-law's grandmother opened the haystack and saw a nest of white eggs lying inside, all stuck together, oval and long in shape.
"This is a good thing, the best for the body." Grace exclaimed.
I saw her picking out the ones that were not stepped on, holding them all in her arms, ready to pick them up.
I suddenly took my sister-in-law's straw hat and handed it to her.
"Put it in here, it's inconvenient for you to carry it."
My sister-in-law's grandmother saw that the straw hat was big enough, so she greedily picked up all the snake eggs in the haystack and filled the hat.
"Grandpa, can this thing be eaten?" asked the nephew suspiciously.
My sister-in-law's grandmother said excitedly, "This is a good thing, Grandpa will cook eggs for you."
I sneered in my heart. Although snake eggs had high nutritional value and were rich in amino acids and trace elements, why didn’t we humans eat snake eggs, but chicken, duck and goose eggs? Because we could beat chicken, duck and goose mothers, but not snake mothers!
They picked up the snake eggs and prepared to find firewood to set up the pot.
I pointed at the snake's nest and said, "Why bother? There is firewood ready."
My sister-in-law's parents helped, lifted a handful of firewood from the haystack and started to cook snake eggs.
Eating the mother snake's eggs and burning the mother snake's nest was much more serious than in the previous life. I thought the mother snake would be so angry when he went home that he would run all over the country for revenge.
I used the excuse that I couldn't smell the fishy smell of eggs and deliberately stood far away, alert to the surroundings at any time.
Soon the snake eggs were cooked, my sister-in-law's grandmother ate two, my sister-in-law ate one, my sister-in-law's parents ate three each and the remaining one was reluctant to give it to me, so she asked my nephew to eat it.
My nephew shook his head violently and he couldn't pull it over. My sister-in-law's grandmother scolded my nephew for not having a good taste and put the remaining snake egg into my sister-in-law's bowl, asking her to eat the snake egg and give birth to a big fat boy next year.
After eating the snake eggs, my sister-in-law's parents went fishing and my sister-in-law and grandmother started to set up a tent. I advised my sister-in-law and grandmother to choose a place closer so as not to walk too far.
My sister-in-law and grandmother immediately set up the tent next to the haystack and my sister-in-law even spread the bed on the haystack trampoline and had a lot of fun on the shaking bed.
My sister-in-law invited me to jump on it together, but I left on the pretext that I had to set up the tent.
I chose a flat place, set up my tent and sprinkled a circle of realgar around it, hoping to spend the night safely. I also checked that the anti-cobra venom serum was carried with me.
After setting up the tent, my sister-in-law sent me a message to come over to eat fish and we went to the river to find my sister-in-law's father.
"Dad, how many fish did you catch?" My sister in law asked her father.
My sister-in-law's father sat by the river, leisurely acting as a fisherman. When he saw us coming, he smiled and showed us his results, two grass carps.
In this wilderness, no one put in fish fry, so catching two fish was good.
My sister-in-law happily prepared to cook the fish on the spot and her mother took out a bag of peanuts and poured it on the plate.
After my sister-in-law's father ate a few spicy peanuts, he habitually took out the bottle of white wine in his arms and drank a sip.
No one noticed that the poisonous snake in the white wine bottle suddenly jumped out of the bottle mouth and got into my sister-in-law's father's mouth. He screamed out loud.
Hearing the noise, we quickly walked over and saw my sister-in-law's father suddenly pinched his throat, as if he wanted to spit something out, his face quickly turned red and blood flowed from the corners of his mouth.