Secretly Married Movie King

My best friend Julia Roberts got dumped and asked me to join her for drinks at the bar.

The secretly married movie star Jack Bullock, my husband, suddenly called to check up on me.

Within half an hour, he showed up at the bar to whisk me away.

Paparazzi captured the moment and posted it online, leaving netizens scratching their heads.

Jack tweeted: [My wife's not very disciplined; I'm taking her home to teach her a lesson.]

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Julia, down in the dumps after being dumped, dragged me to the bar.

There, she was on her phone, probably up to no good, I didn't ask.

Out of the blue, my secretive husband called. "Where are you?"

I said without thinking, "At home."

Right as ten gigolos entered the room.

Julia piped up at that moment, "Charlize, I ordered you ten gigolos to choose from!"

She burped after saying that.

Great, just great; thanks, Julia!

Jack's voice on the other end was cold as ice, with no hint of emotion. "Huh, at home and ordering gigolos?"

The phone was hung up before I could retort.

I was done for. Thanks for the sinkhole, Julia.

I really wanted to make a run for it, knowing full well he'd come to fetch me home. I stepped into a minefield.