Chapter 2

Every single time, they showed up empty-handed and left with their pockets stuffed full.

Like locusts, stripping our home bare.

The thought alone killed any patience I had left.

"Don't even think about it. Our money is still ours."

"When we're dead, then it's yours."

Phineas shot to his feet.

"Mom, what's that supposed to mean?"

"They say you raise kids so they'll take care of you in old age. But here you are, guarding everything against me?"

"If you want to draw the line this clearly, don't come crying to me when you need someone later!"

Harold slammed his luggage onto the floor, his face red.

"Are you threatening me, boy?"

"You think I'm counting on you to take care of us? A son like you—I'd be better off without one!"

"Dad, the older you get, the more you—" Phineas craned his neck forward, ready to fight.

"Shut your mouth!" I cut him off, my voice ice-cold.

"Enough. I'm saying this once, and it's final."

"You want our property? Not a chance."

Phineas refused to back down, raising his voice even louder.

Bridget chimed in right on cue, playing the good cop.

"These days scammers target the elderly specifically. It's not safe for you to hold onto all that money yourselves."

Then: "We're all family. Pooling our money just brings us closer together."

No matter how prettily they dressed it up, Harold and I didn't budge.

Finally, Phineas drew a deep breath, acting like he was making some grand concession.

"Fine. Then we're moving back in."

Bridget jumped in immediately, her voice dripping with sweetness that turned my stomach.

"Exactly. We can take proper care of you two."

Take care of us? More like keep tabs on us.

But Phineas didn't give us a chance to refuse.

The next day, they moved in.

Just as I'd expected, they started monitoring every dollar we spent.

Bridget quit her job entirely. Her new full-time occupation was watching us.

She tailed me to the grocery store.

I reached for a carton of eggs, and she practically shrieked.

"Mom, a pound of eggs costs as much as five pounds of potatoes!"

"Older people have slower metabolisms. You can't even digest the protein in eggs properly. Stick to vegetables—that's what's actually good for you."

What kind of garbage logic was that? I didn't even bother looking at her.

But her mouth never stopped running. "I heard the farmers' market sells off whatever's left after noon in bulk bundles."

"You two don't have anything going on anyway. Just come later and you'll save a ton."

When I went out to play cards with my friends, she tagged along like a shadow.

"Mom, you're not gambling, are you? That's illegal, you know."

I gave her a sideways look. "We're law-abiding citizens."

"Loser pays for the card room. Twenty bucks for the whole afternoon."

"That's still too much!" She grabbed my hand to stop me from playing.

"Twenty dollars isn't money? Twenty a day, that's six hundred a month!"

"Think of all the better things you could do with that!"

She even watched over our shoulders when we used our phones.

I was scrolling through short videos and an ad for thermal underwear popped up. I tapped on it to take a closer look.

She was on me in a second, terrified I might actually buy something.

"Mom, don't you dare order anything online! It's all scams!"

I finally snapped. I hurled my phone onto the couch.

"Bridget, you never eat with us. Every single meal, you order delivery—and I've seen the bills. Thirty, forty dollars a pop."

"And those shopping trips with your girlfriends? I saw the receipts. Hundreds of dollars on a single afternoon tea."

"So explain to me why you get to spend money like water while I can't even buy a carton of eggs without a lecture."

Bridget's face transformed in an instant, her voice shooting up an octave.

"Mom, how can you even compare us?"

Chapter 3

"I'm in the prime of my life! This is when I should be enjoying it!"

"You two are ancient. What's the point of eating well or dressing nice at your age? Cheap or expensive, it's all the same to you."

"People your age should be pinching every penny and saving it for your children!"

I studied her calmly.

"Enjoying life at thirty? What, you don't plan on making it to retirement?"

When she couldn't find a comeback, I kept going.

"When your father-in-law and I were your age, we were up before dawn and working past dark. We scraped and saved to keep this family fed."

"Instead of hovering over us like a hawk, maybe you should go find a job."

Bridget shot to her feet.

"You two insist on suffering when you don't have to. How is that my problem?"

"We were born in a good era, an era where parents go all out for their kids. So what?"

"Besides, my husband is happy to provide for me. I was just born lucky!"

Her shrill words scraped against my last nerve, and I decided I had no face left to save for her.

"You're right. Marrying into this family? That was your lucky break."

"But this family marrying you? That was a curse eight generations in the making."

"You—you—" She jabbed a finger at me, mouth working, but nothing came out.

"Mom, your money is mine and Phineas's!"

"As long as I'm here, don't even think about spending a single extra cent!"

She hurled that final threat over her shoulder and stormed back to her room.

I'd won the argument. But I didn't sleep a wink that night.

I tossed and turned, the same question circling like a vulture: What did I do in this life to deserve this? Raising a son like that. Welcoming a daughter-in-law like her.

The next morning, a sheet of paper was taped to the refrigerator.

The title read: Household Austerity Code.

Below it, dozens of rules crammed together in tight handwriting—

Daily grocery budget shall not exceed five dollars. Meals shall consist primarily of vegetables; meat is permitted no more than twice per week.

All water from handwashing, rinsing produce, and bathing must be collected in a basin and reused for flushing the toilet.

Bathing is permitted no more than once per week, with a maximum duration of five minutes per session.

Lights out at 8 p.m. sharp. No staying up to watch television or use phones.

Toilet paper usage shall not exceed two squares per person per use.

Two squares?!

My eyes went wide before I could stop them.

My vision blurred, black spots crowding in. I couldn't read any further.

I called Phineas and told him to get home. Now.

"Look at what your wonderful wife came up with!" I slapped the paper down on the table.

He picked it up and read it from top to bottom.

Then he smiled. A look of genuine approval spread across his face.

"Mom, Bridget's just looking out for the family."

"Look how thorough these rules are. Food, clothing, utilities—she's thought of everything."

Looking out for us? I stared at him, unable to believe what I was hearing.

Then something seemed to occur to him, and he turned to Bridget.

"Oh, right—Dad's still taking that expensive supplement, did you know? We should cap that too. Add it to the list."

Harold slammed his palm on the table.

"Supplement? That's my blood pressure medication!"

Phineas arranged his face into a patient, concerned expression.

"Dad, relax. I'm not saying you can't take your pills."

"But regular blood pressure meds cost a few bucks a bottle. You insist on the imported brand—hundreds of dollars a box."

"That's just throwing money away for no reason."

I swallowed my fury and kept my voice level.

"Your father tried the generic ones. They didn't work. The imported medication is the only one that keeps his pressure under control."

"And it's not easy to get. We have to pull strings every time just to find it."

"This is the thing keeping him alive. It is not where we cut costs."

Bridget pursed her lips from the sidelines. "So dramatic."

"Medicine is medicine. Same ingredients. What's the difference between domestic and imported?"

Chapter 4

"He'll get used to it. Dad's a grown man—he's not that fragile."

I glared at her. "Absolutely not!"

"That medication stays. Don't even think about it."

Seeing how firm I was, Bridget dropped it.

But not before shooting Phineas a look when she thought I wasn't watching.

He caught her meaning immediately and waved his hand.

"Fine, fine. He can keep taking it. Forget I said anything."

After that day, Harold started getting worse.

His blood pressure swung wildly—spiking to 170, 180—and the symptoms came with it. Dizziness. Discomfort. A grayish tinge to his skin that hadn't been there before.

"Maybe we should go see a doctor," I said, worry gnawing at me.

"No need." He waved me off. "It's been hot lately, and those two have been getting under my skin. Blood pressure's bound to act up."

He didn't want to make a fuss. I knew the real reason. He was afraid of the bill, and even more afraid of giving Phineas and Bridget another excuse to complain.

Then one morning, Harold said the dizziness was unbearable.

I checked the monitor. Over 200.

My stomach dropped.

At numbers like that, a stroke or a brain hemorrhage wasn't a possibility—it was a coin flip.

I was grabbing my coat to take him to the hospital when the doorbell rang.

A middle-aged man I'd never seen before stood on the porch.

"Hi—is this Bridget Sears' place? I'm here to pick up the medication."

"What medication?" I stared at him.

"The prescription blood pressure pills. The imported ones." He said it casually, like he'd done this before. "Bridget sold me several boxes already. Said the old folks at home couldn't use them all, so she was letting them go cheap."

He shifted his weight. "I accidentally lost a box from my last batch, so I figured I'd come by early this time."

The words hit me like a freight train.

I turned and rushed to the TV stand, snatching up Harold's pill bottle. I held it under the light and studied the tablets inside.

The size was wrong.

Everything clicked into place.

Bridget had swapped Harold's medication. She'd replaced his prescription pills with cheap generics—and sold the real ones for cash.

No wonder his blood pressure had been spiraling out of control.

And that look between them. That little signal. Phineas knew. He'd known the whole time.

Harold and I looked at each other. Neither of us spoke. There was nothing to say that could match the weight of what we felt—a grief so deep it hollowed us out.

They came home not long after, arms loaded with shopping bags. Designer logos on every one.

I slammed the pill bottle onto the table. My voice shook no matter how hard I tried to steady it.

"Bridget. You switched his medication. And you've been selling it?"

Her expression flickered—just for a second—before the mask slid back into place.

"So what if I did? What's wrong with domestic brands? They work just fine."

"That prescription costs nearly ten thousand dollars a year! For what? A little blood pressure issue? Why does it need to be so extravagant?"

"A little blood pressure issue?" My finger trembled as I pointed at her. "Do you have any idea his reading hit two hundred?"

"You could have killed him!"

Phineas cut in, irritation dripping from every word.

"Mom, who are you trying to scare?"

"Tons of people have high blood pressure. You don't see them dropping dead left and right."

"Dad's standing right there, isn't he? He's fine. Stop making a mountain out of a molehill."

I opened my mouth, but Bridget was already shrieking over me.

"All you two do is spend money! You don't earn a dime! You should be grateful you're getting any pills at all!"

"Plenty of retirees go back to work. You two just sit around the house living the good life, and you still have the nerve to complain?"

"Exactly!" Phineas jumped in. "Dad's blood pressure problems? Honestly? He's just too idle. Eats too well."

"Get him out doing some manual labor, put him on a simple diet, and I guarantee every last symptom disappears."

"You—" I stepped back. The words died in my throat.

Harold sat motionless on the couch, silent through all of it. But his face had gone white. Paper white.

His hand pressed against his temple. His brow furrowed tight, like something was splitting apart inside his skull.

"Harold?" I rushed to him. "Harold, what's wrong?"

"My head…" His voice came in fragments. "It hurts… really bad…"

Then his body listed sideways. He slid off the couch and crumpled to the floor.

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